Arkeg? This was a fucking business?

Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a beer faucet sticking out of the side of this machine. Because combining two things you love ALWAYS turns out well.

I like big titties and I like cars. If you combine them, will I automatically like the result?

This example totally supports my contention… or maybe it doesn’t?

Well, that was a flawed example. How about this — I like big titties and I like chocolate. Are they automatically a good combination?

I think I’m doing this wrong.

Dammit!!! Let me rethink my premise. OK — removing titties from the equation (did I really just type that?).

Let’s try one more time: I like cars and I like chocolate.

I think I got it this time.

But this is just dumb — a chocolate Porsche? The same with an arcade keg machine. Just dumb.

These numbnuts went on Shark Tank. Surprise!! No deal because Mr. Wonderful doesn’t invest in turds.

Take it out back and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHOOT IT!