I’m figuring someone is just fucking with me here. There is no way someone did this on purpose. Imagine the kids wiping their boogers in the deep shag — that shit ‘aint EVAH coming out. Here’s some more of this gem because fuck your eyeballs, that’s why.

Well, good thing they did this for a fucking joke and didn’t take it seriously.

Dafuq? They took this shit seriously enough to try to sell it? And for $4500?

Why IN THE HELL would you rip the shag carpet out of a late 70s creeper van and wrap it around an arcade shell?

Well, at least it kinda-sorta makes sense now.