This fucking thing has got it ALL. I mean, everything.

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  • Tiny computer monitor.
  • Shitty black paper bezel that doesn’t fit right.
  • Random game mascot prints glued on.
  • Tiny pimple trackball with plate exposed.
  • Really fucking terrible marquee.
  • Haphazardly placed ‘instruction cards’.
  • Tape on the control panel (?!).
  • Odd handed controls for player 2.

UN-BEE-LEE-VAH-BULL.

Oh, and if you look real close you might be able to see the MF screenshots this guy pasted to the front of the box under the CP. Aces.