I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. The dimensions are a little large and the monitor is stuck to the wall behind it. Spacing seems a little off, but I just can’t put my finger on what makes this Crap. Wait, it’s coming to me. The thoughts are starting to form.
Maybe it’s the obnoxious fucking STICKERS all over this horrid piece of shit!
What might be an otherwise averagely-awful, mildly stinky crapcade is elevated to the NEXT FUCKING LEVEL by the haphazard mishmosh of stickers covering every inch of the cabinet. This is just shit — no other way to describe it.
I wonder if this fucker puts stickers on everything he owns?
The fuck he does. I guess he’s gotta draw the line somewhere.
Hold on, Suzie. I missed a spot.
Well, this douchenozzle is a performance artist, I tell you. He’s got a fever and the only prescription is more stickers!!!
I’m the cock of the walk, baby!
But it occurred to me that he really needed one more sticker to make move it out of that performance art realm and into sheer master-fucking-piece.
This is going to be YUGE!
