This one comes courtesy of a CrapMAME fan (werd, BigNGuy!).
So, Walmart is clearing out their Arcade1Up inventory and this fuck decides to buy one. Then, he takes his grandpa’s old accordian and puts the two in a dark room with some soft music (probably Barry White or some shit like that) and after some vigorous mechanical fucking, this creature emerges…
I know you think this is probably a photoshop rendering. Old Firebringer is just fucking with me. Seriously. I.am.not.fucking.with.you. The space shuttle control board has fewer buttons and a more logical layout. Dammit, just use a fucking keyboard!!
Gimme back my goddamn accordian!
