To be fair, I’m a little ambivalent about this one. Sure, it’s got some redeeming features, but it also ticks many of the boxes that make it craptastic:

  • Crappy theme (Ready Player One, seriously??)
  • Too wide control panel
  • Too small monitor (and maybe it’s the picture, but the screen looks strangely curved)
  • Oddly placed buttons (because arcade game designs have been doing it wrong for decades)

And let’s not forget the fucking cupholders because the scarlet is the natural color of every neck of every motherfucker who ever touched this thing.

Know what I mean, hoss?

He was sooooo close, but once that Mountain Music started playing, he gave in to his hillbilly instincts.